Raising a diva?

So how do you know if you are raising a diva?

• Maybe she refers to her friends as her "people",


• Or tantrums when she can't find the right pair of shoes.


• Maybe she expects to be waited on hand and foot,


• Or she wears multiple outfits a day with all of accessories.


• Maybe she just enjoys laying around in the nude,


• Or she thinks all makeup belongs to her.


• Maybe she thrives off the attention that is paid to her each time she goes out


• Or when that attention is not received she screams.


• Maybe she poses for the camera a little too rapidly,


• Or eats whenever, whatever, and where ever she pleases.

Am I raising a diva, or is this just the life of a toddler? Either way please sign me up as well! I could use a little R & R, pampering, and dress up!